Think big smart ass and you've got me mates. I be never short on a wise remark nor slow on delivery. I love the ladies as a group or one-on-one (so to speak). I love m'rum, m'red wine, and an occasional cigar.
I'm a pyrate true-and-true from m'ten years in the Navy to publishing America's Premiere Pirate Magazine. . . The Pyrates Way.
Interests
Favorite Music
Styx, Salt Sea Pirates, Beatles, The Pyrates Royale, Albanach, The O'Danny Girls, Pirates Charles,
Favorite Movies
Goodfellas, Batman (1966), Heat,
Favorite TV Shows
A.L.F., M.A.S.H, Star Trek (any version), Battlestar: Galactica, N.C.I.S., Simpsons, Family Guy, Celebrity Rehab, The Apprentice
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With compliments, HMS Stout respectfully wishes to report a successful mission in the town of New Orleans in the Americas. Responding to rumours of an invasion of Pyrates during the period of 17 April through 20 April, we encountered very large numbers of ruffians and wenches in the area known as the French Quarter. Questioned, however, they were found, for the greater part, to be hardworking seamen, honest merchants, salvage experts, and cargo transfer specialists, all faithful subjects of the Crown, as they told us. Most of those who claimed to be Pyrates were, in fact, simply in their cups, or former patients at Bedlam.
Indeed, there were some exceptions, notably a very large rogue known as Talderoy. He put up a bit of a struggle when placed under arrest, but two brave officers soon subdued the fellow. He was released, however, under the Birthday Rule; which, as your Lordships know, is similar to the Leniency Rule for Orphans.
Despite a brief obstruction of the roadway by a massing of these rowdy lads and lasses, and the caterwauling of a couple of bands of itinerant musicians, the King’s Peace was kept. No lives were lost, no buildings were burned; the town of New Orleans, currently bravely rebuilding after a devastating storm three years ago, was saved by the Royal Navy from any depredations by Pyrates.
HMS Stout will continue its mission of suppressing piracy while awaiting further orders.
On behalf of Captain Farley Wigglesworth, Commanding HMS Stout, I am your most obedient servant, Lieut. John Ash
English
Pices be a grand basis for pyratitude...