He sailed upon the sea, and he had a mighty beard! Talderoy! The greatest, and most ruthless pirate ever said to sail the seas has haunted the minds of seaman for all of known history. Towering above even the largest of men, with bones of silver and electric blood, his presence calls to mind the giants of tale and legend like Atlas and Goliath. Though largely believed to be mythical, increasing numbers of honest sailors believe not only that Talderoy lives, but scores claim to have actually seen him.
Now, the arguments against such a man are clear, and the evidence seems staggering. Believed to be immortal, a power derived from his mighty sword crafted from the iron of the Gates of Eden, The scar on his face is said to have been left by Poseidon himself, a well deserved smiting for “stealing his sea" .Some say he be myth,while others claim to have seen him in the proximity of Ye Olde Tattoo Shop in Studio City, Ca. The tattoo artists when questioned all confessed belief in Talderoy, but refused to substantiate rumors of his presence at the shop. Clay was not available for comment but has confessed to seeing Talderoy! In the tradition of adventure, and the romanticized piracy of the Golden Age, Talderoy speaks to the hearts of pirates everywhere, and their joyous cries shall be heard in SONG in every corner of the earth until time stops or the stripped flag of Talderoy flies again.The Tale of Talderoy is sung of by the Pirates Charles !!Hear them at PC08":
On behalf of His Majesty, King George, King of Great Britain, France and Ireland, Defender of the Faith, etc.,
The Royal Navy most strongly urges all sailors, merchant seamen, and mariners To speak the King’s English. Unless, of course, you are a d’mned Frenchie, a drunken Dutchman, or a lisping Spaniard. In which case – learn English, please. The King’s. Thank you. That is all.
I be lookin to see ye at Pirate Invasion at the Belmont Pier. I hear that thar be many a gold piece to be liftin from those that not be needin them anymore.
Havent I paid you off by now?? Will we be enjoyin' yer presence at Enchanted Devas on Saturday?? If so, then we'll hoist sum rum to pay off my debet.. Savvy
I meet a man, much as ye speak, twas in New Arrleans at a callin' of Pirates. He was a grand man, Tall as a mast, an' broad as the bow, wit' a heart that seemed pure. A good man he seemed ta be, and I'll stand behind'em fer 'is cause and draw swords against those who oppose'em.
After readin' that profile of yours, me rather cluttern melon put the mud together to remember where I'd seen your likeness.....twas Sept 19th...you met me mates from just inland...Slappy and Chumbucket be marked by you and yours...and, anyone who inflicts pain so joyously on them, be a grand friend of the cockroach...harrrr harrr. Ya gots substantial bounty of piratitude, laddybuck....tis me honor to knows ya....
Me laddy buck.... Would ya be sailin into Vellejo harbor for NorCal Pirate Festival this here springtime? Would love to spy a tar as yourself runnin' them flatlanders fur their purse o' tin.
English
King of Great Britain, France and Ireland, Defender of the Faith, etc.,
The Royal Navy most strongly urges all sailors, merchant seamen, and mariners
To speak the King’s English.
Unless, of course, you are a d’mned Frenchie, a drunken Dutchman,
or a lisping Spaniard.
In which case – learn English, please.
The King’s.
Thank you.
That is all.
Lieut. J. Ash
For Capt. Wigglesworth, HMS Stout
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYEtl4Ysa1k
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